Well, I know I am.
This
website isn't like those
others at
all.
That's the sort of promise you can take to the bank.
Although, at the bank, they might not really know what to
do with it. You see, most banks only know what to do with
TEH MONIES. So instead, you
should probably take it to a soothsayer. I say that, not
exclusively because they have a cool-sounding job title
(though it is a big part of it), but also because they
are just as likely to make sense of it as anyone else.
They can be tricky to find though. In summary, if all
else fails, be sure not to tell your Aunt (or Uncle for
that matter - you know everything you tell him goes
straight back to her) about any of
this.
Me: "Deal?"
You: "Mmm Hmm" [Nods head approvingly]
Me: "Bitchin'."
